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BENTON COUNTY REPUBLICANS PICK LEFTIST WELFARE QUEEN GRETL CRAWFORD FOR CITY COUNCIL

By Jen Wenger | November 1, 2021
Gretl Crawford Tri Cities Homebuilder Welfare Bailout Trips

In a stunning move, the Benton County Republican Party has endorsed welfare recipient, failing homebuilder, and leftist Gretl Crawford in her bid to bring “gender essential” leadership to the Kennewick City Council. But, unfortunately, Mike Massey had no problem betraying all of the Republican supporters. The Clinton Foundation apparently inspired Gretl.  Like the Clintons, Gretl…

Winco Foods Rebrands To Focus On Transient Population

By Jen Wenger | October 14, 2021

Employee-Owned Winco has chosen to rebrand to keep up with changing demographics.  The Boise-Idaho-based grocery giant has said that 25 of their 121 retail stores will be making the switch, including the one in Kennewick on Clearwater Avenue. They elected to change their name from Winco to Wino foods by darkening the “C” and offering free Sharpie™ markers and…

Opinion: How To Tell If Your Local Leader Is Socialist (The Parker Files)

By Jeff Parker | September 27, 2021

Socialism is killing America. It’s the biggest threat we face as a country. Nothing will destroy the American way of life faster than Socialism. And it’s everywhere! It’s more important than ever that we stop it, and the best way that we can do that is by fighting it right now, killing here in the…

COMPROMISE REACHED IN SB 5395 FIGHT AS STUDENTS WILL NOW HAVE TO WAIT TILL 4th GRADE TO LEARN ABOUT PEGGING, BDSM

By Jen Wenger | September 26, 2021

In what many are heralding as a new era of bipartisanship, democratic leadership agreed to modify some parts of the SB 5395 curriculum in order to accommodate requested changes by the political right. “We think that it’s a shame that 1st and 2nd graders will learn about marriage, but they won’t learn that every marriage…

GESA Strip as Conflict escalates as Hapostinian forces seize control of the TRAC, All of Road 68 Threatened

By Jen Wenger | September 26, 2021

The deadly conflict in Occupied Gesastine along the Gesa strip along Road 68 in Pasco has threatened to engulf all of Road 68 in Pasco, WA. Hapostinian forces have seized and renamed the TRAC, opening a new front in the fierce war that has raged since 1953 as both HAPO and GESA formed and claimed…

TRIDEC CEO KARL DYE: “BY 2030 OUR HOMELESS EXPERIENCES WILL BE ON PAR OR EVEN SURPASS THOSE OF SEATTLE AND PORTLAND”

By Cacophony Malice | August 5, 2021

KENNEWICK, WA- Seattle, and Portland are dominant destination cities in the pacific northwest. From their nightlife to the opportunity they create, they have a population, demographics, and resources far surpassing that of the Tri-Cities. But there’s one area where new TRIDEC CEO Karl Dye thinks the Tri-Cities can get traction, and that’s our homeless population.…

FEMALE CANDIDATE SEEKS TO BAIL OUT KENNEWICK WITH LEADERSHIP

By Cacophony Malice | August 2, 2021

Gretl Crawford candidate for mayor seeks to give Kennewick the same $175,000 bailout she received from the government. And she’s against government spending so

KENNEWICK MAYOR BEGS REMAINING SUPPORTERS TO STAY OFF THE INTERNET

By Cacophony Malice | August 2, 2021

Kennewick, WA Local mayor and city council candidate Don Britain is going direct to his supporters in an increasingly acrimonious election season. He hopes to be retained as mayor, and he is hoping that his supporters don’t ever Google him.  “Look, I want to stay your mayor and I really think that considering who all…

TED NUGENT TO ENTER WASHINGTON CD-4 CONGRESSIONAL RACE

By Cacophony Malice | August 2, 2021

The “Wango-Tango” singer, Ted Nugent, announced today that he is entering the crowded and competitive Republican primary race for Washington’s 4th Congressional District. Nugent joins an increasingly crowded field, including Loren “She was asking for it,” Culp Brad “My Facebook Was Hacked By My Staff” Klippert, and Jerrod “Everyone is the Radical Left But Me”…

LOCAL BUSINESSMAN ENTERS CITY COUNCIL RACE TO “RESTORE INTEGRITY INTO PROCUREMENT PROCESS”

By Cacophony Malice | August 2, 2021

Kristopher Lapp, of Kennewick, WA enters city council race in order to restore integrity in the procurement process.