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So you want to speak truth to power?  Cool

Write for us.

Here are the guidelines:

  1. It has to be funny as heck.
  2. We’re not out to hurt a small business (fuck Applebees, tho)
  3. You have to submit it under a name we can identify.
  4. We try and balance our work making fun of the idiot left and the moronic right as much as we can.
  5. We publish 10 or so times a year and you have to agree to share a submission (doesn’t have to be yours).

We don’t pay anyone for anything because this is a fun and snarky project.  If that changes we’ll cut the writers in.

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Cacophony Malice

Since the fur trading days of John Day, Cacophony Malice has been speaking truth to power in the Tri-Cities. He has 2 Suburus, a crepe shop, and 140 records that he never plays. He is in a polyamorous relationship with his wife and 5 dogs in Kennewick, WA